100 questions and answers you should ask to get to know me!

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up. a. Dil Chata Hai b. March of the Witch Hunters c. Chori Chori Chupke Chupke d. Down Presser Man e. Kaun Disa Mein f. Aguas de Marco 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Jesus Christ 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, and give me line 17. Broiled flounder with lemon 3oz Meat o carbs. 4) What do you think about most? Sex 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say? I’ll shower and be over in 20, text me when you are ready. 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on? Without clothes unless I am around others. 7) What’s your strangest talent? Cooing like a pigeon and other animal sounds I make. 8) Girls…. Have nice eyes and boobs; while Boys…. Turn me on more because I like the sex and don’t have to worry about babies. 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you? Yes, Paul Bryant sang a song about me at a coffee shop in Denton. 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar? Probably when I was playing with the children and playing the Air guitar on their side to make them squirm. 11) Do you have any strange phobias? I do not like heights but not a phobia. 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Yes, my finger. 13) What’s your religion? Christian but a spiritualist too. 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Working in the yard or walking. 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind the camera, I like to observe rather than be observed. 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? I don’t do favorites but one I like is Los Tigres del Norte. 17) What was the last lie you told? Probably telling someone I liked something when I really didn’t. 18) Do you believe in karma? Yes, and it usually comes back to bite me in the ass. 19) What does your screen name mean? Chimera Dream Warrior . I am always battling against my two Sides. I am part Cherokee so dream warrior and the Chimera is a Creature with more than one nature or species. Male/female, good/bad, English/Spanish, Aquarius/Pisces. Some of my two sides. 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? Trying to please others. 21) Who is your celebrity crush? I have to think, still don’t pick favorites, but Taylor Lautner is one that comes to mind. 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Yes 23) How do you vent your anger? It is under control but I used to be like my mother and throw things. 24) Do you have a collection of anything? Shot glasses, owls, turtles 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Video chatting is more fun. 26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become? Yes, but I still have room to grow. 27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? Emory board; Koel 28) What’s your biggest “what if”? I won the lottery. 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes, Yes 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. Nothing, the window 31) Smell the air. What do you smell? Bamboo sent candle 32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to? An outhouse 33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast? West coast 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? Jennifer Lopez 35) To you, what is the meaning of life? Antes que te cases mira lo que haces. 36) Define: Art. Aesthetic beauty: The branch of philosophy that deals with the nature, expression, and perception of beauty, as in the fine arts. 37) Do you believe in luck? Yes, if I didn’t have bad luck I wouldn’t have any luck at all. 38) What’s the weather like right now? Cold 39) What time is it? 8:51 pm 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Yes, the question is how many times have I crashed? 41) What was the last book you read? Out of Oz 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline? No 43) Do you have any nicknames? Lana Jonez , Wool, Maestro 44) What was the last movie you saw? Tarzan 45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? Cracked 4th & 5th lumbar vertebrae 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly? Yes 47) Do you have any obsessions right now? No, I don’t get obsessed 48) What’s your ? What is life like after death? 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you? Yes, 50) Do you believe in magic? Yes, Never grow too old to believe in magic. 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? No 52) What is your astrological sign? Born on the cusp of Aquarius and Pisces 53) Do you save money or spend it? Both but save more than spend it. 54) What’s the last thing you purchased? Groceries 55) Love or lust? Well I am working on Lust till I find Love. 56) In a relationship? No 57) Are you a virgin? Not since I was 10. 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Hell No 59) Where were you yesterday? At home in bed with a Dark Knight. 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Yes, a flamingo planter that is holding pencils. 61) Are you wearing socks right now? Not hardly I only wear them when I wear shoes for going out in public. 62) What’s your favorite animal? Owls 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? Kill them With kindness. 64) Where is your best friend? Jericho, NY 66) What is your heritage? Irish American 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM? Masturbating 68) What do you think is Satan’s last name? Angelis 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? Of course I am with my Narcissus complex 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? I go to work because I can’t swim anyway and the dog swims better than I do. 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? Probably after it sinks in on me. b) What do you do with your remaining days? Just what I do everyday, enjoy life. c) Would you be afraid? I am not afraid to die, I have lived a full life and at my age my days are numbered. Gracias a Dios! 73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love? Love 74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? Somewhere over the rainbow. 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 9043 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? Sex and compatibility 77) How can I win your heart? You can’t unless you are drop dead gorgeous and damn good in bed. 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity? It hasn’t yet, I get more insane daily and yet no more creative. 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? Maybe not the best but retirement takes the top of the list right now. 80) What size shoes do you where? 9 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone? I haven’t set down to write it out yet artesano, bilingual 82) What is your favorite word? At any rate 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart. attack 84) What is a saying you say a lot? Entre el dicho y el hecho hay un gran trencho. 85) What’s the last song you listened to? You’ll be in my heart 86) Basic question: what’s your favorite co lor/colors? Black, blue 87) What is your current desktop picture? 2015 Year of the Ram 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? Thou shalt not kill 89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? How I really feel about you. 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? Wake myself up it’s another weird dream. 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? To grow wings and fly. 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? Right now the sex I had yesterday. 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? I’ve probably forgotten more of them than I care to remember. 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? Ricky Martin or Enrique Iglesias 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Europe 96) Do you have any relatives in jail? No 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car? All the time 98) Ever been on a plane? Yes, longest for 22 hours 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? Jesus is Lord! 100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr. a. http://betomartinez.tumblr.com/ b. jocknights.com c. jockvideos.com d. hexdecimal.tumblr.com e. http://dominicanmen.tumblr.com

a good knight

Well last night I had a good knight, or rather he had me. It has been way too long. Not as long as it has been since my last post but I write more on Facebook. Then that may not be true. I got mad at them and deleted my whole account. That lasted about 3 days and then I started a new one. They just had too much information or rather I was being bombarded by the stupid ads that were connected to all the cookies. At any rate, the dark knight is 31, 6'7", 250 lbs, 37 w. Athletic, Black, Hairy Body, Mix,says he is 12" but I estimate more of 9"and entertained me for 3.5 hrs. He says he will return, who knows, it would be nice, but I will not hold my breath, although I believe he will be. Of course the first thing I did was to inform my friend in New York, poor boy I brag too much. His problem is wanting a relationship, me I just want the sex. What am I doing again? bragging... sorry but I was waiting on the songs to shuffle through I tunes for my next blog item on a questionnaire that I thought about doing but I have to do the first things first, get my mind off of sex. Hard to do and I just turned 61 3 days ago. Nice birthday surprise. The only difference between men and boys is the size of their toys. Afterall little boys like Batman and I like My Dark Knight.